22nd Joke - A Jester's Clothes

[xochipilli_cursed]

[Phone to the town | Filtered away from Ruri]

Hello, it's Aaron again. Don't mean to bother but I have a question.

What do guys wear when girls wear kimonos?

... I really don't have a clue.

Comments

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[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Man I didn't even think of that.

Among other things...

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Dancing? I don't know anything about dancing.

1/2

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Then wha....

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[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Wait! What?

lolwut dancing?

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty bad at dancing to be honest. Slick moves I could help you out with, but dancing is out of the question.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's going to be... that kind of situation that I am going to need "slick moves">

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Trust me. You'll be thankful for them.

[ Completely ignoring Aaron's protests. ]

Now the first thing you want to do is create a cute petname for your girl, like "Sweetie" or "Sweetie-pie." You think of one.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Totally getting talked over.]]

But... but... what if it just gets her mad? I mean... I don't think...

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Of course it might get them peeved. But you have to keep rolling with it. That's the way of the dance!

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

What if I just... you know... wanted this to be a friendly thing or something?

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well.

Just bring her a nice bouquet of some flowers and be pleasant then.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds good.

It's sort of a blind date and I am don't think have the same interests, at all.

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Just be honest to her and yourself and always be nice and supportive. Friends can't ask for much more than that.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Thanks... I think I can manage that much.

Oh, are you going to the Prom? Sorry, I've been kinda distracted lately.

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm going with Rin Kagamine.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Really? That's really cool. She's famous too... or at least in the future she is.

She's also pretty fun.

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Remember man. In the future,

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember.

[[That get's a laugh.]]

Also, her and Ruri are friends or something, she called about it.

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Rin's friendly with everyone. I've met Ruri for a little bit and she seems like a nice girl too.

[ Again, arm over his shoulder, as if the prior conversation never happened. ]

You're gonna go far, kid.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she seemed nice on the phone.

I, I don't think I'm going far. She's still way too smart for me.