Aaron Taylor (
xochipilli_cursed) wrote2011-10-07 03:52 pm
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30th Joke - Cake for some, Oppression for others.
[Action | 1251 Williams Road | To the household]
[[Aaron's trying his hand at baking. He's not that great at it.
Still, he wants to try and is not going to let a little thing like lack of skill stop him.
The kitchen is a bit of a mess.]]
[Phone | Unfiltered]
Hey, it's Aaron.
Umm... I tried to make a cake and I am not sure it came out right. Anyone willing to try it and maybe offer some advice?
[Action | 1251 Williams Road | Open to all]
[[He is there with the lump he calls a cake.
He used too much salt and sugar.
He also forgot to do something to keep it from sticking to the pan, so it's not pretty.]]
[[Aaron's trying his hand at baking. He's not that great at it.
Still, he wants to try and is not going to let a little thing like lack of skill stop him.
The kitchen is a bit of a mess.]]
[Phone | Unfiltered]
Hey, it's Aaron.
Umm... I tried to make a cake and I am not sure it came out right. Anyone willing to try it and maybe offer some advice?
[Action | 1251 Williams Road | Open to all]
[[He is there with the lump he calls a cake.
He used too much salt and sugar.
He also forgot to do something to keep it from sticking to the pan, so it's not pretty.]]
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[And she is on her way. Did you ask her about cake or something? Because forget that. Now it is all about go karts.]
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He'll be outside with a piece... lump... of cake and a glass of milk. The go kart is in the driveway facing the road.]]
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Wow! Your go kart is so cool! Where'd you get it?
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I've been tweaking it ever since.
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You must be real smart.
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So, want to give it a run? Also, bring your helmet?
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[She seems confused. She's been living in the fifties since she was six. What is child safety again?]
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Ready to try?
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[Eagerly climbing into the driver's seat.]
What should I do first?
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[[First, he adjusted her seat to make it easy for her.
He then goes to start the engine for her and moves into the passenger seat.]]
Okay, now, that pedal there moves it forward and that other one stops it. Wheel to turn.
Why not start it, but go easy at first.
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[Easy. lol. Yeah, she just slams on the gas there. But only for a second. And the car jerks forward and then stops as she hits the break with a frightened squeal. Crack driver, this one....]
EEEK!
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He probably should have buckled up, smacking his forhead off one of the rails that make the frame.]]
Ow, okay, ow.
Let's try that again?
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[She gives him a concerned look, hoping it didn't hurt too much...]
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You should have see the look on my dad's face when I tried driving his stick shift car.
Now, let's try this again and I'll put on my seat belt.
[[Securing himself in place now, this time would be different!]]
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[She hits the gas more gently this time, and the kart moves forward slowly. She seems thrilled.]
Look! Look, I'm driving it!
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[[Also, go karts are super easy once their started.
Just a big leap up from powerwheels.]]
Okay, let's try the street. When you get out there slowly turn the wheel until you going along the street. I'll keep an eye out and help you as we go.
[[Aka, going to tug on the wheel one way or another to avoid her actually hitting anything. Like the curb.]]
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[Once she gets the hang of it, she's zipping down the street cheerfully. Occasionally she steers a little too close to the curb, but she hasn't hit anything yet.]
This is so much fun! No wonder all the grownups have cars!
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Enjoying himself too.]]
Yeah, it's fun. Cars are a lot harder though.
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I bet it's still fun~ I can't wait to drive one of those too.
[She's got a long wait for that...]
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You'll get there one day.
[[He's so optimistic.]]