27th Joke - Laughable Politics [Event | Level 5]

[xochipilli_cursed]

[[He tried really, really, really hard to avoid that phone.

Too bad it wasn't hard enough.

Another call for the good folks in Mayfield.]]

[Phone | Everyone}

[[He's talking softly as if trying to keep people not on the phone from hearing. Because it matters at this point, obviously.]]

I've only been here since November but I have had a crush on too many girls to count.

Everyone one of them, I think, isn't really interested in me.

Or has a boyfriend.

Or thinks I am a dork.

Some seem to like me better when Mayfield changes me into something I'm not.

I really haven't dated back home, so I don't think I'd be any good at it anyways.

Also, I am a communist. I mean, it's the best system in a perfect world right? Why wouldn't Mayfield be a communist place if they are trying to fake being perfect on the outside?

Comments

[phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Do you have a crush on me? Sometimes I feel like I almost do with you.

MOU!

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Yeah... kinda...

W-wait! You do?

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

It's your fault! I like it when I can protect someone and care about them.....

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

That kinda makes me sound like a wimp...

[[Not that it isn't true.]]

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

I'm the strongest Flame Haze that has ever been, Aaron. Don't feel bad.

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

I do though. You died once trying to protect me and I died anyways...

I really feel bad.

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

It happens, stop being a baby about it.

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

It shouldn't have to happen.

No one should have to die just because I make a mistake.

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

What mistake did you make? You didn't kill me, those people did.

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't have gone out there. I didn't manage to do anything useful.

It was a stupid risk to bring people with me.

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Whether or not you should have, you did. It was important to try to learn more about the town. And I came along to protect you. WHat would have been really stupid would have been if you went alone.

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

But it wasn't so important that I go out like that.

It would have ended with one less body.

I'm learning how to survive without needing protection, I won't let something like that happen again.

[phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

That's good! I believe in you.

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

...

Wait, really?

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

It's this stupid gas making me tell the truth. Mou! Shut up shut up shut up!

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Wait... it's a gas?

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, didn't you notice it?

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

No...

Re: [phone, stage 3]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Just be careful, okay? I don't want you to get hurt again. I would probably cry.

[phone, stage 3]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Is the gas dangerous?

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Not unless you consider telling the truth a dangerous thing.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

It can be...

[[Or that's what Johan tells him.]]

[myougi.livejournal.com]

You never know until you try.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Wait.. what? I mean... I guess not but...

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Speaking as somebody who had no shortage of dates back home, you're prob'ly underestimating yourself. A lot of girls are happy knowing that a guy wants to pay attention to her, yanno? Even if it's not serious serious.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Uhh.... I guess so.

I don't know. It's not something I really thought I'd ever be dealing with again.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

... What, talking to girls?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Dating.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

... What? Why not?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Lot's of bad things back home. I just didn't let anyone get close to me and didn't try to date.

It was safer that way.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Hate to break it to you, but this isn't exactly a safe environment for dating either... that said, it probably won't hurt to give it a shot, either.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

True but if it went horribly wrong it wouldn't be because I exist here.

Maybe, I'm starting to think it might be too much stress I don't actually need. It's not like I'll be able to when, if, I leave here anyways.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

... What, do you attract bad luck that much? Or is somebody after your life back home? That sort of thing? [ he's met too many people like that here in Mayfield, okay :T ]

Dating shouldn't be that stressful, anyway.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I never got a chance to figure it out.

[[Not sure he would have even if he had time.]]

Yeah, so maybe it's a good idea to not worry about it.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Well... here's all the advice I can give to you. If there's somebody you're really serious about, then you should go for it. If not, then it's prob'ly not worth it.

Sooo, is there any lucky lady in particular that might fall into that first category?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

At the moment? Actually, no.

I kind of had hopes but then I realized that I should have looked into it more.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Then why worry about it at all?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I guess having the opportunity to try got to me.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Guess that makes sense. You are a teenager, after all.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Wait, what does that have to do with it?

[myougi.livejournal.com]

That's the sort of thing teenagers normally think about, isn't it? Dating and whatnot.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I guess so.

[stage 4]

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

Don't feel too bad, kid. I never had much luck with women either. And believe me, I tried everything. You'll find someone eventually.

[stage 4] ;lause;lhknv;lknaslkudbhlkansdeklf.... everything

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Thanks... yeah. It wasn't really something I had to deal with much back home.

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

Aha, does that mean you were mister popular back home? Or, you just weren't all that interested in girls at the time?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

I kinda had other issues to worry about.

Also, I thought anyone who got close to me was going to die so I didn't want to risk it.

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

...That, er... yeah. Doesn't sound very fun.

That doesn't still happen, does it?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

No, if it did I'd be finding a good place to hide away.

I don't know if it can come back though or if someone was doing it back home.