2nd Joke - Vampires Were Not In The Brochure [Call | Everyone]

[xochipilli_cursed]

[[Aaron wakes up still tired and exhausted. Loosing blood will do that to you. Aaron places a call to the town because he can't think of how else to ask. Unfiltered because Aaron isn't aware of all that stuff yet.]]


"Hello? Does anyone know anything about vampires being in town? Or anyone else who bites your neck and drinks your blood? Is that normal?"


[[Should he expect more of the same? He was just starting to like some aspects of this town too.]]

Comments

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

Damn, you're so slow on the uptake I could've had seconds right here over the phone. Of course it's me.

You wouldn't be going around telling anyone about me, would you? Mr. Aaron Taylor of 1251 Williams Road.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Oh shi-..."

[[Hangs up.]]

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

[ ...

...

...

Redialing. Ring ring ring~]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Time to pick up the phone. It rang. Derp, derp, derp.]]

"Hello?"

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

I WASN'T FINISHED TALKING.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"What!? How did you get my number?

... I'm sorry."

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

"Operator, 1251 Williams Road". It's not rocket science.

Really, you gotta be a bit more discreet givin' away your personal information, kid. Otherwise you'll never survive anywhere. And yeah, you should be.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"We don't have vampires back home."

[[Well, as far as Aaron knew.]]

"What do you want? What did I do to you?"

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

Vampires nothin', any ne'er-do-well could do some real damage with that info. Sure you got some of those back home.

Nothin'. I want you to do nothin. If I find out you're sending a little revenge-brigade my way, I'll do a lot more than just take a bite outta you.

So. As far as you're concerned, nothing happened last night. Capiche?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Yeah..."

[[Though this is the first time he was stuck in a dead end town.]]

"I got it. I'll avoid trouble."

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

Good boy.

And I'm a civil man, so as gratitude for keepin' your end of the deal, I won't bite you in the future.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Good, I think."