2nd Joke - Vampires Were Not In The Brochure [Call | Everyone]

[xochipilli_cursed]

[[Aaron wakes up still tired and exhausted. Loosing blood will do that to you. Aaron places a call to the town because he can't think of how else to ask. Unfiltered because Aaron isn't aware of all that stuff yet.]]


"Hello? Does anyone know anything about vampires being in town? Or anyone else who bites your neck and drinks your blood? Is that normal?"


[[Should he expect more of the same? He was just starting to like some aspects of this town too.]]

Comments

[ex_seventh238]

There are vampires in this town, but they should be able to live off of drinking from drones, easily differentiable from actual people. ...Were you attacked?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"I think so. He bit me and left a wound. I think he drank my blood. He lied to me and told me he was just going to help me find my way home."

[ex_seventh238]

[...]

Then you were. How are you feeling, other that possibly a bit light-headed from blood loss? If it's just that, then at least it should be easily recoverable from.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Other than that, scared. Do you turn into a vampire when you're bitten?"

[ex_seventh238]

Only under specific circumstances, depending on the sort of vampire that bit you. If the one who attacked you knows what's best for him, however, he would not dare try to turn someone else in this town. Chances also are that even if that happens, the victim will revert back to normal once they are killed again, so either way, doing that would be to no one's advantage.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"So, chances are no. That's good. I've had enough weird changes, I don't need more.

So, do others know this guy is attacking people? Or am I the first?"

[ex_seventh238]

That would be good. Please eat things rich in iron like meat and soy bean products to recover better, and you should be fine in a few days.

I'm not sure about that, though I would imagine that things like this have happened before. Can you please describe the man to me with as much detail as you can, if possible?

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I used to live with two of them! They were actually pretty nice.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"This one threatened to break my neck and then bit me."

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Did you die from it?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"No, but it hurt. I didn't really get to fight back much."

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Do you know the guy's name? I'll have to try to avoid whoever it was...

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"He called himself Giacomo.

I'm Aaron by the way."

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

Yep, definitely normal.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Is that... is that you Giacomo?"

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

Nah, never heard of him. He sounds like a great guy, though.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"You, uh, you sound a lot like him."

[bethebetterman.livejournal.com]

Damn, you're so slow on the uptake I could've had seconds right here over the phone. Of course it's me.

You wouldn't be going around telling anyone about me, would you? Mr. Aaron Taylor of 1251 Williams Road.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Oh shi-..."

[[Hangs up.]]

[doastheromansdo.livejournal.com]

Vampires? Seriously?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Well, umm. Kind of. Yeah."

[doastheromansdo.livejournal.com]

You can be a "kind of" vampire?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"I don't think so. It's just..."

[doastheromansdo.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Nothing. I think I am fine now. Just got to not be dumb and wander around at night."